Update: We heard better.

Well, okay, we heard different. Now it seems that the meat Bernard Matthews imported from Hungary could be to blame. The beeb are now saying that nobody knows how chicken AIDS made it to our shores. Could it be the Hungarian Mystery Meat? Or the Rogue Woodpigeon Through the Airduct? Or Reverend Green with the Spanner in the Closet? Who knows? Not us!

So the, uh, new verdict is – legally Bernard seems to be covered. But legal won’t stop you dying from bird flu. But there’s no risk. But there might be. But there probably isn’t. Aarrgh!