Freddo the Frog has an STD

…Or at least his cheap-ass chocolate may give you salmonella.

The recent Cadbury's salmonellagate – a waste pipe dripping into the chocolate crumb tanks, essentially – doesn't seem to be causing too much panic, but questions are being raised about why this was spotted in February and not revealed to the public until now. 

All the stocks in Cadbury's recall should be out of UK and Ireland shops now – why not tell us if you still see them around?