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So will you die?
In the hysteria around the CHICKEN AIDS epidemic, it seems that punters are thinking about staying away from Bernard Matthew’s turkey products so they won’t be infected with CHICKEN AIDS too. None of the man’s food has been recalled so far, but the plucky – hah! – East Anglian is set to suffer from a lack of people prepared to die for the sake of sweet, sweet turkey ham. So does avian influenza actually kill you through the medium of the golden drummer?
This BBC website page has a sensible list of questions. Cooking kills the virus and therefore any precooked meat is fine to eat.
The verdict: Eat of the processed turkey. There’s no danger! Until we hear better. And then it’ll be too late.
Add comment February 7, 2007
Fact-U-Like of the day 18/7/06
McDonalds Chicken McNuggets have a chicken content of… wait for it… wait for it… 53%! Not an urban legend, it’s straight from McDonald’s own nutrition guide.
The remaining 47% of the food volume is mostly taken up by Hallowe’en costumes.
Add comment July 18, 2006
