Pimp My Catchphrase – Snack Site Gets Slapped

Did you know that giant company Viacom bloody well OWN the phrase ‘PIMP MY’? OHMYGOD TRUE. In a less-than-brillaint Onion article come to life, snack-hacking website www.pimpmysnack.com has been strongarmed into becoming www.pimpthatsnack.com.

This is bullshit. Not in the untrue sense, either.

Anyway, the site’s still boss so check out the giant kit kats and turbo toblerones and what have you. Sigh.

Foodhackery – How Not To Fart

Want to eat beans? Don't want to recreate Chernobyl?

Some elementary tips on fartless bean eating:

• Use thin-skinned beans which cook faster.
• If you HAVE to eat lentils, always soak them first, even though it's a pain.
• Don't pig out on the beans all at once – introduce them into your diet gradually.

Now you know. No, don't bother to thank us.