Arse.

Hmmprhm. Ben Goldacre in the ever-essential Bad Science column of the Guardian points out politely that there is no evidence for anti-oxidants in pill form helping you to blitz cancer-causing free radicals. What a bastard. if he just shut up and let us wallow in our foodie illusions, the world would be a better place.

Also, 'free radicals' just makes us start humming 'You Get What You Give'. Remember that? Don't – let – go – you got the music in you!

Oh, suit yourselves.