Bio-Vat-Meat Dinners Coming Soon to a Belly Near You

Wired looks to the day when meat can be grown in test tubes – okay, giant meat vats – instead of being sheared off the bodies of reluctant farm life. And it's sooner than you think. These guys are talking about 2009 as a realistic date, provided some sucker invests the farm in what they're up to, regardless of the possibility of a nausteated public rioting in the streets. Forget Quorn. Anyone for Queef, or Quamb, or Quig?